Tommy's theorys and everyday randomness...

Tommy's theory on why men go deer hunting:
Tom-"Mom, did you know deer have beer in their belly?"
Me-"Really? What's beer?"
Tom-"I don't know. You know? Man's drink it"
Me- "What man do you know that drinks beer?"
Tom- " I don't know, but I know that some mans drink it"
Me- "OK"
Tom- "Well, that's why mans go deer hunting."
Me-"So they can get the beer from the deer?"
Tom-" Yeah, they cut open their belly's and drink the beer."

Tommy's advice on how to be "cool":
Tom- "Hey mom, do you know how to be cool?"
Me- "How?"
Tom- "Just be like yourself and then you will be like cool"
Me- "That's very good Tommy"
Tom-"Do you know where I learned that from?"
Me- "Where ?"
Tom- " I learned it from myself, cause I'm pretty smart."

Tommy's request for a you-tube video (strictly his fathers influence)
Tom-"Hey mom, you know that one thing on the computer where theres a bag on a porch and then it gets lighted on fire? And then you gotta step on it and then you get poop on you?"
Me-"What? I guess- the bag with poop on the front porch? Yes, I've seen it. Where did you see it?
Tom-" On the computer with daddy. Can we watch that again when we get home?"
Me- "Uh, no Tommy. You'll have to watch that with daddy."
Here's the link if your at all interested in the poo bag video:
http://minibytes.mondominishows.com/poo/main.asp?Affil=fan

Some quotes of the month...per Tina's request!!

Every once in a while one of my children come up with some of the most random things to say...one of those "out of the mouths of babes" moments. I have a couple here that I have found amusing. Oddly enough, I think all of these come from Tommy-my most interesting child by far.

Tommy, after getting in trouble for disobeying:

"Mom, I made a new rule for me and that rule is, I don't have to listen to you anymore!"

Tommy after a long day of Christmas cheer, while everyone else is sleeping in the car:

"Hey mom and dad. I need some mighty mand it for my belt". If you have mighty mand it, you can fix your pants and your belts ,and even a flag! I saw it on TV!!"

note: He meant might mend it

Tommy after finding out that his best friend William would be spending the night.

T-"William, do you wear pull ups?"

W-"yeah I do"

T-"So do I!!!"- pure excitement!

T-"Do you pee in them?"

W-" Yeah, every night!!!"

T- "So do I!!!"

They were both so excited to share this normally embarrassing moment!!